Hoopties Card Game

🗣️ We are officially BACK IN STOCK! 

Stack cars and mods to meet the perfect scenario and laugh your buns off in the process. It's like Apples to Apples/Cards Against Humanity, but for car nerds.

For example: What's the vehicle and mods most likely to be REPO'd?

A windowless van with pink underglow?

Perhaps a Chevy K5 blazer with a stereo that only plays Sandstorm by Darude?

The choice is yours. 

This is the perfect game for anyone who loves to talk trash about their friend's cars, enjoys a good laugh, and needs a break from the endless scrolling on instagram. The combinations are endless. 

Customer Reviews

Based on 32 reviews
Lisa Stewart

It was a gift for my son. Haven't heard back yet

Thank you Lisa! Hopefully he's giggling about it :)


Highly recommend 🙏

Chase Crafts
Awesome !

I haven’t played it just yet but I’ve gone through the cards and think it’s absolutely awesome and hilarious. I do felt like there was plenty of jokes that could have been made about Subarus but none the less I can’t wait to play with my car buddies

I smell a subaru expansion pack coming

(it smells like Kiwi Strawberry Pineapple Birthdaycake flavor vape)


We need ad ons , this game is the life of the party when me and my friends get together. We seriously can not get enough of this game.

Great gift idea!

My partner loved it!

woot 8) thanks for taking the time to review, Taylor!

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